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		<title>The end of a Friendship</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2012 10:51:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marla</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How do you end a long friendship? Should you wait for it to self-destruct?]]></description>
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		<title>I Need a Ride to the Airport on Memorial Day Weekend, so You’re Gonna Have to…</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2012 10:47:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marla</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had to play that message over and over. She really said it.]]></description>
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		<title>Draw the line at Butterfly Kisses</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2012 22:20:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marla</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Birth Control]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Slut Shaming]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So our main instructions were to draw the line at butterfly kisses. I really didn’t know what that meant. I turned to the girl next to me. She shrugged. ]]></description>
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		<title>Pay No Attention to the Man behind the Bunnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2012 20:38:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marla</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Thinking About]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Secrets behind life at the Manse slip out, and Hef is revealed to be his own worst enemy. The truth is tarnishing a brand cultivated over a lengthy lifetime. ]]></description>
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		<title>But You’re Not REALLY BEAUTIFUL</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2012 19:56:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marla</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life Lessons]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[At least a hint of that unpleasant exchange has always been at the back of my mind. ]]></description>
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		<title>Clarence, My Favorite Designer</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 14:01:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marla</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Lifestyle]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[He’s the most versatile and affordable designer you’ve never heard of. ]]></description>
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		<title>The Most Inconvenient times I Vomited</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 07:45:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marla</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s not just nausea, it’s an event.]]></description>
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		<title>Dance For Me, Pretty Lady</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 07:31:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marla</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[That's Entertainment]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If you could bottle sunshine, it would look like this. ]]></description>
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		<title>You Know it’s Healthy Because it Tastes So Bad</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 07:20:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marla</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cooking]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Omega 3]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Can’t stand eating healthy food? Drink it!]]></description>
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		<title>So you just got over the flu? Don’t go shopping!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 07:01:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marla</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Lifestyle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Clothes]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Unit Price]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[If this doesn’t suck the fun right out of your next shopping trip, I don’t know what will. ]]></description>
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